So hungover. I feel dizzy and sweaty and a bit randy.
Why is that? When I drink too much the next day, I feel like I could just stick it anywhere ... and multiple times.
I'm not going to go to that children's birthday party that I got hired to do. I just don't have the stamina today. I'm sure that mom will understand. I'll make it up to her in other ways. Wait. Maybe I should go over there. Think about it? It's an after school weekday party.
That means, no daddies. And I can turn on my magnetismo to its highest level (aka Antonio Banderas level) and maybe help my urges to subside for a few hours.
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ReplyDeleteJust for clarification, it's not my MOM that hired me for the birthday party ... it's "a mom" and she has a very pretty face somewhere underneath all that makeup.
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