I'm a huge hoop fan. But I do not like the NBA or College Basketball.

Nor do I like high school or elementary school basketball.

I wish there was a basketball league of soccer moms that played in tennis skirts and visors and wore really tight golf shirts.

And maybe they'd have to play w/o underwear when they fell behind. SO that when they would jump or bend down for the ball you could see everything.

My God, that would be amazing, right? Who even cares if they know how to play the game.

The sweat and the long manicured nails and $150 hairdoos and the waxed naughty areas would make it a must-watch for any red-blooded man or bi-curious woman.