Today's strip gives you the lowdown on why God gave us the power of logic, but will probably punish you if you use it. It's about willpower, people.
For example, you know heroin will make you feel better, but it's bad for you in the long run. And yes, God did theoretically make heroin, but that was to tempt you and see if you would betray God by taking it.
And the good news is, you can do like I did and take it quite frequently, but then apologize to God later and he has to forgive you if you say you're sorry. It's a loophole I found in the Bible.
Strip's here: http://tinyurl.com/cy7qrc
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