If there's a bad cowboy drag bar, I've not been to it.

Today's strip http://tinyurl.com/dgcec2 discusses the conversation that every father must have with his son.

Son: Why do you have to go to those cowboy drag bars?

Father: Because a man has God-given urges.

Son: Why wasn't mom and mom's crazy sister enough for you?

Father: There's just something about seeing a cowboy dressed up as a lady that makes your heart melt and your loins tingle, son. I don't try to explain it. I just know that when you turn 18, like all men, you'll feel the same way.