A lot of people ask me if I drink when I do my strips. And yes, I do drink. But I have a firm rule that I won't drink any of the brown liquors as they tend to make me an ugly drunk ... like Tara Reid.
If you remember that night in Thailand when I went to that orgy with all the Mormon missionaries it was 'cause I'd been drinkin' something called Thai bourbon. Which is whiskey made from from mashed chili peppers. Mercy! Every entry and exit point was burning for the next week! And pencillin only helped on a couple of them.
In other intoxicating news, I have met the most delightfully openminded housewife. Her name is Jenny and she lives in Orange County and she hates her husband but stays with him because he made her sign a prenup and she can't be poor again, because poor people are not as fun to hang around with at restaurants and they never pick up the tab. (Her words, folks, not mine).
Anyway, I was in LA doing some PR work for the strip and she met me at my hotel out by LAX and she brought some novelty items and lotions with her. And I am drained today!
All this has been done better.
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