Hello there, today's strip is over at http://tinyurl.com/cngr83.
Today I give some frank and honest commentary to the owners of Major League Baseball. I don't have as much disposable income as I used to have. So, if you want me to attend your 3-4 hour baseball games you better think about lowering your prices. I mean $8 for a light beer?
What do you think this is a trendy LA club where the girls wear those high cut dresses and they're still going on with their lives even though their bodies are being ravaged by STDs? When do you have that conversation by the way? Third date?
Lindsey: "Todd there's something I have to tell you."
Todd: "Please! Please don't talk when I'm trying to do this, I get distracted."
Lindsey: "Todd, I have gonorrhea. "
Todd: "Lindsey, I have to go-now-rea-lly."
I don't think that joke worked at the end.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. I should have said:
ReplyDeleteLindsey: I've got herpes simplex b.
Todd: I've got to hurry cuz I got someplace to be.
or
L: I've got NSU.
Todd: Then I'll see you!